Episode
Day 1316
Day 1316 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Nothing has happened in Seahaven Springs for three days. The Sheriff is restless. The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions. Toby Tanner was born to Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Quiet Week for the Sheriff runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
01:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
10:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
11:04Nothing has happened in Seahaven Springs for three days. The Sheriff is restless.
12:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
14:00A studio lamp came loose and struck the road beside Truman Beaumont. Control has logged it as "debris".
14:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
15:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
16:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
17:00Sunday supper is drawing the town toward The Salty Gull.
20:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
What was said
08:04Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Bay View House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:30Marla Finch, Hattie Whitlow · Bay View House
Hattie! Just the person I wanted to see.
Hattie! Just the person I wanted to see.
09:03Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
09:53Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Bev's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
10:06Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
10:21Milo Ferris, Lark Ferris · Dot's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
10:27Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
10:45Bev Tanner, Cole Whitlow · Bev's House
Oh, hello Cole. Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
Oh, hello Cole. Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
11:06Truman Beaumont, Dot Ferris · Town Hall
Morning, Dot. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Dot. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
11:16Edie Gorse, Ewan Callahan · Elaine's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
13:09Abel Callahan, Iris Brody · Norma's Grocery
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
13:12Elaine Whitlow, Hattie Whitlow · Bay View House
Hattie, perfect timing. I needed a pause.
Hattie, perfect timing. I needed a pause.