Episode
Day 1332
Day 1332 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Marla Finch is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Abel Callahan. Abel Callahan is being kept in overnight with a headache that has outstayed its welcome. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
12:07Both routes are declared excellent. Everyone returns to the way they always went.
12:07Truman Beaumont and Cole Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
12:07And so concludes: The Shortcut. The town will live with how it ended.
13:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Elaine Whitlow has been elected to deal with it.
15:00The tide is out further than usual. Toby Tanner has gone to look at what it left behind.
17:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
18:00Marla Finch is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
19:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
19:00Abel Callahan has come down with a headache that has outstayed its welcome and is being kept in for observation.
20:55Bea Callahan and Kip Doyle kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:34Rex Callahan has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:26Iris Brody has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:27Linus Tidewater has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:46Bea Callahan is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
23:01Lark Ferris has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
What was said
00:01Fern Gorse, Elaine Whitlow
Promise not to make a committee yet: Elaine Whitlow brings a sympathetic sandwich to Fern Gorse.
Promise not to make a committee yet: Elaine Whitlow brings a sympathetic sandwich to Fern Gorse.
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Cole Whitlow, Milo Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Cole. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Cole. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:50Bev Tanner, Milo Ferris, Elaine Whitlow, Bea Callahan, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
11:54Sal Marino, Ewan Callahan · The Salty Gull
Morning, Ewan. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ewan. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
11:58Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
12:05Milo Ferris, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Good to see you, Kip. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Kip. I'll bring that right over.
12:09Truman Beaumont, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Cole, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Cole, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
12:20Dot Ferris, Bev Tanner, Hal Brody, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Afternoon, Bev. Escaping the busy part of the day?
Afternoon, Bev. Escaping the busy part of the day?
12:31Iris Brody, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
12:43Iris Brody, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Milo. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Milo. I'll bring that right over.
12:49Truman Beaumont, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
One at a time. The fountain does not need a second argument.★
One at a time. The fountain does not need a second argument.★