Episode
Day 1367
Day 1367 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain. Abel Callahan noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully. Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Ewan Callahan. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Clock Is Two Minutes Fast reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
08:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
08:00Abel Callahan noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully.
09:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Iris Brody has been elected to deal with it.
11:00Bea Callahan has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
13:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
13:00Iris Brody answered a question Truman Beaumont had not asked out loud.
13:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
13:49Rex Callahan points out the whole town is now two minutes ahead of nothing at all.
14:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
15:00For four seconds Truman Beaumont's radio carried a voice describing exactly where Truman Beaumont was standing.
16:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
16:43Truman Beaumont and Rex Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
18:00Every car, gull and passer-by around Truman Beaumont paused at once, as though waiting for a cue.
19:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
21:44Cole Whitlow is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:07Linus Tidewater has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:09Bram Tidewater has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:10Ewan Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:14Bea Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
23:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
What was said
00:03Fern Gorse
I knew today felt like a news day.
I knew today felt like a news day.
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
07:04Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
There you are, friend. Everything peaceful enough?
There you are, friend. Everything peaceful enough?
07:04Milo Ferris, Lark Ferris · Dot's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.
Linus! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.
07:18Cole Whitlow, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Hattie. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Hattie. How's the day treating you?
07:21Ewan Callahan, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
One at a time. The fountain does not need a second argument.★
One at a time. The fountain does not need a second argument.★
07:39Elaine Whitlow, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:23Bev Tanner, Cole Whitlow, Bram Tidewater, Elaine Whitlow, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
09:13Elaine Whitlow, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
09:18Marla Finch, Bev Tanner, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
09:20Sal Marino, Abel Callahan · The Salty Gull
Come, come. I need an honest palate.
Come, come. I need an honest palate.