Episode
Day 1621
Day 1621 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. [CONTROL] Dot Ferris has been flagged. She has started to find it difficult, and she is close enough to Truman Beaumont for that to matter. Bev Tanner is a delighted new parent. Milo Ferris is a delighted new parent. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Dog Nobody Owns takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
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00:00[CONTROL] Dot Ferris has been flagged. She has started to find it difficult, and she is close enough to Truman Beaumont for that to matter.
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
09:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
10:00Kip Doyle has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
11:51Ewan Callahan feeds it once, which is legally binding in a town this size.
12:00The tide is out further than usual. Bea Callahan has gone to look at what it left behind.
12:00Orson Ferris called Truman Beaumont by the wrong name mid-sentence, then laughed a little too quickly.
13:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Rue Callahan appears to be enjoying it.
13:41Fern Gorse and Elaine Whitlow have got into the habit of each other.
16:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Wilf Tanner has been elected to deal with it.
16:24Rex Callahan and Sal Marino kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
21:58Cole Whitlow has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:09Bram Tidewater has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:11Ewan Callahan is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:15Opal Ferris is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:17Fern Gorse is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:20Abel Callahan has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:38The Anchor's piano is being played by Iris Brody, who cannot play piano.
22:52Bea Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
What was said
07:03Hal Brody, Kip Doyle · Sunrise Café
Oh, hello Kip. The sky cannot quite make up its mind.
Oh, hello Kip. The sky cannot quite make up its mind.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:15Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:20Lark Ferris, Jonah Ferris, Orson Ferris, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
All right, everyone together. This deserves a proper cheer.★
All right, everyone together. This deserves a proper cheer.★
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:54Bev Tanner, Dot Ferris, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
09:01Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
Good, a real person. Come in.
Good, a real person. Come in.
10:29Bev Tanner, Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
11:53Ewan Callahan, Bram Tidewater · The Anchor Bar
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
12:07Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Visiting hours have officially become visiting minutes.
Visiting hours have officially become visiting minutes.
12:23Milo Ferris, Bram Tidewater · The Bakery
Good to see you, Bram. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Bram. I'll bring that right over.
12:34Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
There you are, Truman. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Truman. I was hoping we would cross paths.