Episode
Day 1658
Day 1658 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. BREAKING: Beaumont and jailed sheriff crack open decades-old ladder ledger — town holds its breath. Hal Brody is not currently speaking to Lark Ferris. Wilf Tanner was born to Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Whose Ladder Is This runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:26Bea Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:23BREAKING: Beaumont and jailed sheriff crack open decades-old ladder ledger — town holds its breath.
11:34Whatever Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris were circling, they have landed on it.
12:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
12:39Sunrise Café sighting: Bev Tanner actually sits down for once.
14:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
18:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
21:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:02Edie Gorse is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:09Cole Whitlow is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:20Linus Tidewater offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
23:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
What was said
07:19Lark Ferris, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Hello, Hattie. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.
Hello, Hattie. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.
07:20Marla Finch, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Morning, Bram. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Bram. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:37Bea Callahan, Rue Callahan · Norma's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow, Marla Finch, Linus Tidewater, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Hattie. I was not doing anything.★
Hattie. I was not doing anything.★
08:46Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:52Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:04Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Visiting hours have officially become visiting minutes.
Visiting hours have officially become visiting minutes.
10:25Truman Beaumont, Hal Brody · Sheriff's Office
Hal! At least the flowerbeds look pleased.
Hal! At least the flowerbeds look pleased.
10:51Marla Finch, Elaine Whitlow, Iris Brody, Sal Marino · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
11:13Bev Tanner, Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
11:30Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Iris. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Iris. I'll bring that right over.