Episode
Day 1677
Day 1677 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Hal Brody has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Truman Beaumont is being kept in overnight with a mystery rash nobody can identify. Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Milo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Battle of the Noticeboard runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Hal Brody has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
01:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
08:00Whatever Marla Finch and Elaine Whitlow were circling, they have landed on it.
08:21Whatever Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris were circling, they have landed on it.
11:00Wilf Tanner has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
13:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
13:47Two notices have appeared on the same board, on the same subject, disagreeing.
13:49Lark Ferris and Abel Callahan have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
14:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
15:35Dot Ferris and Kip Doyle kept their word and finished what they started.
16:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
16:00Truman Beaumont has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation.
19:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:14Opal Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:32Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Bea Callahan onto the water. Bea Callahan has not noticed.
22:43Cole Whitlow is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Milo Ferris and Fern Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Milo Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
23:00Linus Tidewater has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
23:28Rex Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
What was said
06:55Kip Doyle, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Hello, Marla.
Hello, Marla.
07:03Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:20Orson Ferris, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:21Elaine Whitlow, Kip Doyle, Iris Brody, Marla Finch, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Kip. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Kip. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
07:36Linus Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Norma's House
Rue! Just the person I wanted to see.
Rue! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:02Bev Tanner, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Milo. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Milo. How's the day treating you?
08:35Elaine Whitlow, Ewan Callahan, Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
08:47Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:48Truman Beaumont, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
Orson, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Orson, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
09:00Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:14Orson Ferris, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
12:03Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
Good afternoon. I was just taking the scenic route.
Good afternoon. I was just taking the scenic route.