Episode
Day 1860
Day 1860 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Rex Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Linus Tidewater. Linus Tidewater is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Motion Still Pending reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Rex Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
08:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
08:15Fern Gorse and Elaine Whitlow have got into the habit of each other.
09:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
10:42Dot Ferris argues it must be settled properly regardless, and is entirely right.
12:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
13:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
14:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
14:25Truman Beaumont and Dot Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
16:00The tide is out further than usual. Wilf Tanner has gone to look at what it left behind.
17:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:35Iris Brody has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
20:25Marla Finch is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
20:28Milo Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
20:34Bev Tanner is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
20:51Kip Doyle is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:00Dot Ferris has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:10Linus Tidewater is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:15Rex Callahan has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Linus Tidewater and Fern Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Linus Tidewater to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus! Just the person I wanted to see.
Linus! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:15Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Iris, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
07:17Milo Ferris, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
I will keep this brief, for both our sakes.
I will keep this brief, for both our sakes.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Lark! Just the person I wanted to see.
Lark! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:33Linus Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Norma's House
Rue! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
Rue! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
07:33Toby Tanner, Wilf Tanner · Bev's House
There you are, Wilf. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Wilf. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:38Elaine Whitlow, Fern Gorse, Milo Ferris, Iris Brody, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.
07:59Orson Ferris, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Opal! Some rain, huh?
Opal! Some rain, huh?
08:17Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Truman, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Truman, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:35Bev Tanner, Orson Ferris, Iris Brody, Opal Ferris, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie. I was not doing anything.
Hattie. I was not doing anything.