Episode
Day 2070
Day 2070 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Milo Ferris and Abel Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg. Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Opal Ferris. Milo Ferris is not currently speaking to Abel Callahan. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Visitor Is Expected begins. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
03:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
08:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
09:00The queue at the bakery has reached the door. Nobody minds; it is that kind of queue.
10:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
14:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
15:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
16:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Ned Ferris appears to be enjoying it.
17:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
19:26Rex Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
19:43Abel Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
20:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
20:07Rue Callahan is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
20:13The Anchor's piano is being played by Elaine Whitlow, who cannot play piano.
20:19Bev Tanner has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
20:38Truman Beaumont is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
21:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
21:26Kip Doyle has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
21:42Edie Gorse and Bea Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Milo Ferris and Abel Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg.
22:00Sheriff Brody has invited Milo Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
22:44Bram Tidewater has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Fern Gorse and Opal Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus! Just the person I wanted to see.
Linus! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:16Hal Brody, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hello, Milo.
Hello, Milo.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch, Toby Tanner · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
07:41Bev Tanner, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:58Bea Callahan, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Cole. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Cole. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:07Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:18Milo Ferris, Abel Callahan, Hal Brody, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hello. Sit down, you look like you have been standing all day.★
Hello. Sit down, you look like you have been standing all day.★
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody, Bev Tanner · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:50Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie. I was not doing anything.
Hattie. I was not doing anything.
09:49Truman Beaumont, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.