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Day 2241

Day 2241 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Orson Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword. And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

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What was announced

00:00Orson Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00The Bakery's flour delivery has not arrived. Kip is rationing, with the grim dignity of a man rationing something he baked himself.
00:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:31Rue Callahan has turned practising stories worth telling into a real part of life.
08:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
08:00Fern Gorse answered a question Truman Beaumont had not asked out loud.
08:08Bev Tanner has turned sketching the shoreline into a real part of life.
08:49Whatever Hal Brody and Bev Tanner were circling, they have landed on it.
12:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
12:04The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword.
12:04Abel Callahan and Edie Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
12:04And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended.
17:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
19:27Edie Gorse and Ewan Callahan no longer need a reason to call round.
20:00Every car, gull and passer-by around Truman Beaumont paused at once, as though waiting for a cue.
22:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
22:06Edie Gorse is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:11Fern Gorse has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:19Wilf Tanner has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:21The Anchor's piano is being played by Iris Brody, who cannot play piano.
22:21Bea Callahan has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:22Rue Callahan has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:26Opal Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:36Lark Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.

What was said

06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! The bay is practically showing off today.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.
07:05Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
There you are, Rue. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:21Jonah Ferris, Orson Ferris · The Anchor Bar
Morning, Orson. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:23Fern Gorse, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Edie. Everything behaving itself?
07:32Bev Tanner, Milo Ferris, Cole Whitlow, Truman Beaumont, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:10Bev Tanner, Hal Brody, Milo Ferris, Edie Gorse, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Morning, Hal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:45Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
08:55Orson Ferris, Rue Callahan · Seahaven Mutual
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:07Truman Beaumont, Toby Tanner, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
10:21Orson Ferris, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Toby! Sunshine on every windowsill.