Episode
Day 2249
Day 2249 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Wilf Tanner and Bea Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg. Bea Callahan is not currently speaking to Wilf Tanner. Bea Callahan is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Bea Callahan has decided to let bygones be bygones.
00:00Hattie Whitlow has decided to let bygones be bygones.
02:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
08:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
12:00Ned Ferris has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
12:39Elaine Whitlow produces a rival route. The difference is seconds, and is defended for hours.
13:54Lark Ferris and Linus Tidewater have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
14:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Dot Ferris appears to be enjoying it.
15:00Kip Doyle has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
20:36Truman Beaumont and Toby Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
21:21Hal Brody has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
21:37Rex Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
21:52Hattie Whitlow is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:02Jonah Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:13Fern Gorse is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:19Wilf Tanner has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:31Bea Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
23:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Wilf Tanner and Bea Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Bea Callahan to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Well if it isn't Iris. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Iris. How's the day treating you?
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
07:04Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
Wilf! Just the person I wanted to see.
Wilf! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:25Marla Finch, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:37Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
Oh. Hello, Rue.
Oh. Hello, Rue.
07:54Abel Callahan, Marla Finch, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
07:57Truman Beaumont, Toby Tanner, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:19Elaine Whitlow, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Abel. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Abel. How's the day treating you?
08:23Hal Brody, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:45Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Morning, Truman. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Truman. Everything feels possible at this hour.