Episode
Day 2316
Day 2316 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Jonah Ferris and Toby Tanner came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg. Dot Ferris is not currently speaking to Milo Ferris. Jonah Ferris is not currently speaking to Toby Tanner. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Fish Pie Question takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
09:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Linus Tidewater has been elected to deal with it.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
10:29Edie Gorse prefers the old one. Marla Finch has switched sides publicly.
12:00The tide is out further than usual. Bev Tanner has gone to look at what it left behind.
12:00Toby Tanner fumbled Truman Beaumont's name and recovered it smoothly. Nobody breathed.
14:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
16:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
17:00The same passer-by has now walked past Truman Beaumont three times on the same route.
19:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
20:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
21:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
21:20Kip Doyle and Fern Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
21:37Hal Brody has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
21:51Hattie Whitlow has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:04Ewan Callahan is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:04Jonah Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:06Lark Ferris is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:09Toby Tanner has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Jonah Ferris and Toby Tanner came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg.
What was said
07:21Marla Finch, Rue Callahan, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:25Abel Callahan, Iris Brody, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:10Fern Gorse, Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch, Jonah Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:22Dot Ferris, Hal Brody, Truman Beaumont, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Hal. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Hal. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
09:01Orson Ferris, Wilf Tanner, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Wilf. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Wilf. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:23Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Visiting hours have officially become visiting minutes.
Visiting hours have officially become visiting minutes.
09:56Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
There you are. How is it going, really?
There you are. How is it going, really?
10:13Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
10:17Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Bev's House
Hal! Just the person I wanted to see.
Hal! Just the person I wanted to see.
10:31Edie Gorse, Marla Finch · The Anchor Bar
There you are, Marla. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Marla. I was hoping we would cross paths.
10:34Truman Beaumont, Linus Tidewater · Community Orchard & Gardens
Hello, Linus.
Hello, Linus.
10:55Hal Brody, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.