Episode
Day 2321
Day 2321 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Hattie Whitlow has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Hattie Whitlow is not currently speaking to Opal Ferris. Mabel Tidewater was born to Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Clock Is Two Minutes Fast reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Hattie Whitlow has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
02:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:50Linus Tidewater and Bea Callahan have quietly become the sort of friends who notice things.
08:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
09:03Ned Ferris and Lark Ferris have quietly become the sort of friends who notice things.
09:28Marla Finch and Elaine Whitlow no longer need a reason to call round.
10:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
11:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
12:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Abel Callahan has been elected to deal with it.
13:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
13:17Abel Callahan points out the whole town is now two minutes ahead of nothing at all.
14:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
15:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
17:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
17:00Rue Callahan noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully.
18:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
18:54Kip Doyle and Fern Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
19:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
20:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
22:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:07Ewan Callahan has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:14Orson Ferris offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:15Ned Ferris has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:16Edie Gorse has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
07:18Marla Finch, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Lark, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Lark, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
07:21Fern Gorse, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Jonah. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Jonah. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:22Milo Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris! Good weather for ducks.
Iris! Good weather for ducks.
07:26Bea Callahan, Truman Beaumont, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:35Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:40Lark Ferris, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
08:48Abel Callahan, Opal Ferris · The Salty Gull
Hello, Opal. Do not look at the kitchen, look at me.
Hello, Opal. Do not look at the kitchen, look at me.
08:50Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:53Truman Beaumont, Rue Callahan, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
Rue! Good to see you. I was beginning to think the day had skipped you.
Rue! Good to see you. I was beginning to think the day had skipped you.
09:03Elaine Whitlow, Bev Tanner, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.
09:07Ewan Callahan, Opal Ferris · The Salty Gull
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.