Episode
Day 2332
Day 2332 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Opal Ferris has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation. Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Wilf Tanner. Milo Ferris is not currently speaking to Orson Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Talent Night at The Anchor runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00The Bakery's flour delivery has not arrived. Kip is rationing, with the grim dignity of a man rationing something he baked himself.
00:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
08:00For four seconds Truman Beaumont's radio carried a voice describing exactly where Truman Beaumont was standing.
08:00Control has sent an old friend to sit with Truman Beaumont for a while. Nothing calms him faster.
08:13Lark Ferris has kept at sketching the shoreline long enough that the town expects it now.
09:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
10:45Rex has announced a talent night. The sign-up sheet fills within the hour.
11:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
12:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
14:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
14:40Bev Tanner and Bea Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
15:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
16:00Opal Ferris has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation.
18:57One small Seahaven question is settled, and Marla Finch is already eyeing another.
19:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
20:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
21:55Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Orson Ferris onto the water. Orson Ferris has not noticed.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Milo Ferris and Orson Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
22:00Sheriff Brody has invited Milo Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
22:07Jonah Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:14Hattie Whitlow has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:15Fern Gorse is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:23Rex Callahan is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:26Iris Brody has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:26Wilf Tanner is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Wilf Tanner and Fern Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
What was said
07:04Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:14Kip Doyle, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Hello, Iris.
Hello, Iris.
07:17Marla Finch, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
There you are, Lark. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Lark. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:21Elaine Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Opal! The fishermen will call this ideal and pretend they did not.
Opal! The fishermen will call this ideal and pretend they did not.
07:37Lark Ferris, Edie Gorse, Iris Brody, Marla Finch, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Hello, Edie. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.★
Hello, Edie. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.★
07:39Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:00Bea Callahan, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:20Edie Gorse, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Cole. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Cole. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:49Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Oh. Hello, Hattie.
Oh. Hello, Hattie.
09:00Orson Ferris, Truman Beaumont · Truman's House
Hello, Truman. I have flour on me and it is not my fault.
Hello, Truman. I have flour on me and it is not my fault.
09:02Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
09:05Elaine Whitlow, Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Bev, careful of the new shoots. They are feeling ambitious.
Bev, careful of the new shoots. They are feeling ambitious.