Episode
Day 2342
Day 2342 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Hattie Whitlow has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation. Hattie Whitlow is being kept in overnight with a mystery rash nobody can identify. Mabel Tidewater was born to Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Sandcastle Regatta Approaches runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:30Rue Callahan is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
08:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
12:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
12:00Hattie Whitlow has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation.
12:55Town hall announces the Sandcastle Regatta. Committees form instantly.
15:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
16:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Dot Ferris has been elected to deal with it.
17:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
20:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
20:49Kip Doyle and Marla Finch kept their word and finished what they started.
22:08Rue Callahan has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:19Toby Tanner has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:20Jonah Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:24Wilf Tanner has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:27Lark Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:31Milo Ferris has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
What was said
06:33Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
Morning, Rue. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Rue. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:18Iris Brody, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:26Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:46Truman Beaumont, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
Orson! Just the person I wanted to see.
Orson! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:51Bev Tanner, Dot Ferris, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
08:51Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:05Truman Beaumont, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
There you are, Toby. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Toby. I was hoping we would cross paths.
09:05Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
09:24Abel Callahan, Ewan Callahan · The Salty Gull
Well if it isn't Ewan. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Ewan. How's the day treating you?
09:30Bev Tanner, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.