Episode
Day 2354
Day 2354 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Cole Whitlow is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Cole Whitlow is not currently speaking to Hattie Whitlow. Hattie Whitlow is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Whose Ladder Is This reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00The swans have moved on, having accepted a great deal of bread and given nothing back.
00:00Control has sent an old friend to sit with Truman Beaumont for a while. Nothing calms him faster.
08:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
10:00Cole Whitlow is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
12:00Toby Tanner answered a question Truman Beaumont had not asked out loud.
13:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
13:52The ladder is traced through four households, none of whom own it.
14:13The Anchor Bar has had a small quiet upgrade, courtesy of Rex Callahan.
15:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Edie Gorse has been elected to deal with it.
16:01Ned Ferris and Linus Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
17:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:05Fern Gorse has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:12Cole Whitlow offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:12Hattie Whitlow is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:24Toby Tanner has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:35Ned Ferris is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Hattie Whitlow and Cole Whitlow came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Hattie Whitlow to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
00:52Orson Ferris, Truman Beaumont · Truman's House
I did not expect to meet anyone at this hour.
I did not expect to meet anyone at this hour.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
07:20Truman Beaumont, Toby Tanner, Rue Callahan, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
07:33Dot Ferris, Marla Finch, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Marla. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Marla. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:58Cole Whitlow, Toby Tanner, Rue Callahan, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:46Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
There you are, Milo. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Milo. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Well if it isn't Hattie. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Hattie. How's the day treating you?
08:52Truman Beaumont, Wilf Tanner, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
09:24Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:57Orson Ferris, Rue Callahan · Seahaven Mutual
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?