Episode
Day 2368
Day 2368 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it. Mabel Tidewater was born to Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow. Dell Tanner was born to Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
04:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
10:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
10:39The visit is postponed indefinitely. The cake is eaten by the welcoming committee.
10:39Truman Beaumont and Ned Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
10:39And so concludes: A Visitor Is Expected. The town will live with how it ended.
13:00A seagull has stolen Bram Tidewater's sandwich near the dock. Again.
16:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
17:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
19:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
20:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
20:24Linus Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:17Wilf Tanner has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:19Edie Gorse has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:19Ewan Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:21Jonah Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:27Bram Tidewater is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:55Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Rex Callahan onto the water. Rex Callahan has not noticed.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:18Elaine Whitlow, Toby Tanner, Hattie Whitlow, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
07:49Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
I hear you have been practising. So have I, obviously.
I hear you have been practising. So have I, obviously.
07:49Bram Tidewater, Hal Brody, Hattie Whitlow, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:30Elaine Whitlow, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Fern. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Fern. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody, Edie Gorse, Toby Tanner · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
08:52Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Hal! Just the person I wanted to see.
Hal! Just the person I wanted to see.
09:18Bev Tanner, Iris Brody, Toby Tanner, Elaine Whitlow, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
09:25Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
10:33Rex Callahan, Sal Marino · The Dune House
Sal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Sal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
10:41Truman Beaumont, Ned Ferris · The Anchor Bar
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.