Episode
Day 2374
Day 2374 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Milo Ferris and Iris Brody came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy". Milo Ferris is not currently speaking to Iris Brody. Milo Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Word of an Inspection runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
09:00Jonah Ferris has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
09:39Toby Tanner is not brilliant at sketching the shoreline, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
10:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
11:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
12:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
12:48A rumour goes round that somebody official will be inspecting something, soon.
13:59Bea Callahan's evening happened, ran long, and is still being talked about.
15:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
16:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
17:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:25Opal Ferris and Lark Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
21:11Rex Callahan has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
22:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
22:00Milo Ferris is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:03Abel Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:12Orson Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:13Opal Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:13Toby Tanner has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:14Wilf Tanner is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:15Cole Whitlow has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:40The Anchor's piano is being played by Iris Brody, who cannot play piano.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Milo Ferris and Iris Brody came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Milo Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:18Kip Doyle, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:19Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:22Elaine Whitlow, Jonah Ferris, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:00Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:11Jonah Ferris, Linus Tidewater, Truman Beaumont, Bram Tidewater, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:14Elaine Whitlow, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Edie, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Edie, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:51Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:53Orson Ferris, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Toby. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Toby. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:03Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:10Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
09:13Truman Beaumont, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Toby! Just the person I wanted to see.
Toby! Just the person I wanted to see.