Episode
Day 2417
Day 2417 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Toby Tanner has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. A quantity of paperwork has appeared on Truman Beaumont's desk. Bev has been briefed to keep him at it. Dell Tanner was born to Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Loaf That Cannot Be Repeated takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Toby Tanner has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00A quantity of paperwork has appeared on Truman Beaumont's desk. Bev has been briefed to keep him at it.
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:24Whatever Rue Callahan and Bram Tidewater were circling, they have landed on it.
08:24Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
09:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
10:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
12:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
12:00Orson Ferris fumbled Truman Beaumont's name and recovered it smoothly. Nobody breathed.
13:00Truman Beaumont's radio caught the control room again. Rex Callahan turned the dial and talked loudly about the weather.
13:19Truman Beaumont attempts a reconstruction from memory. It is fine. It is not the same.
15:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Rex Callahan appears to be enjoying it.
16:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
16:00Rue Callahan noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully.
18:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
19:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
20:29Sal Marino and Hattie Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:07Toby Tanner has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:09Milo Ferris has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:15Edie Gorse has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:16Rue Callahan has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:17Opal Ferris has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:22The Anchor's piano is being played by Ned Ferris, who cannot play piano.
23:48Rex Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
What was said
00:50Bev Tanner, Truman Beaumont · Seahaven Mutual
Truman! Just the person I wanted to see.
Truman! Just the person I wanted to see.
02:15Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
Rue! Some rain, huh?
Rue! Some rain, huh?
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch, Opal Ferris, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Marla. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Marla. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:34Rue Callahan, Mabel Tidewater · Gus's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:49Bev Tanner, Linus Tidewater, Milo Ferris, Dot Ferris, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
07:58Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Iris. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.
Iris. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.
08:48Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:51Bev Tanner, Dot Ferris, Milo Ferris, Hal Brody, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Dot, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.★
Dot, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.★
08:52Marla Finch, Iris Brody, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.