Episode
Day 2470
Day 2470 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Linus Tidewater has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Lark Ferris is a delighted new parent. Lark Ferris is not currently speaking to Iris Brody. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Buttermilk Question takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Linus Tidewater has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
11:45Hattie Whitlow is strongly in favour. Ewan Callahan would like to see it in daylight.
13:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
14:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
14:17Kip Doyle has turned sketching the shoreline into a real part of life.
15:00The tide is out further than usual. Bram Tidewater has gone to look at what it left behind.
16:00The same passer-by has now walked past Truman Beaumont three times on the same route.
17:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
18:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:18Bev Tanner and Ewan Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:08Orson Ferris is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:21Bea Callahan has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:22Wilf Tanner is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:41Bram Tidewater has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
What was said
06:57Kip Doyle, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Marla, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Marla, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
07:25Fern Gorse, Linus Tidewater, Cole Whitlow, Milo Ferris, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
07:35Bram Tidewater, Mabel Tidewater · Gus's House
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:59Rue Callahan, Mabel Tidewater · Gus's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:22Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Well if it isn't Opal. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Opal. How's the day treating you?
08:31Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont, Toby Tanner, Edie Gorse, Orson Ferris · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:47Milo Ferris, Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:52Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie. I was not doing anything.
Hattie. I was not doing anything.
09:22Hattie Whitlow, Bram Tidewater, Dell Tanner · Founders Park
Morning, Bram. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Bram. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:25Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
Morning, Bea. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Bea. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
10:17Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Bev's House
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.