Episode
Day 2496
Day 2496 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Hattie Whitlow has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Orson Ferris has decided to let bygones be bygones. Gil Ferris was born to Lark Ferris and Abel Callahan. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Hattie Whitlow has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
00:00Orson Ferris has decided to let bygones be bygones.
00:00Opal Ferris has decided to let bygones be bygones.
05:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
07:00The queue at the bakery has reached the door. Nobody minds; it is that kind of queue.
08:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
11:07Opal Ferris produces a rival route. The difference is seconds, and is defended for hours.
13:00Dot Ferris has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
15:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
16:00The tide is out further than usual. Dot Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
18:00Business is slow enough that Ewan Callahan has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
20:30Truman Beaumont and Elaine Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
22:13Toby Tanner is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:14Wilf Tanner has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:20Cole Whitlow is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:25Bea Callahan has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:29The Anchor's piano is being played by Iris Brody, who cannot play piano.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:02Hal Brody, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
There you are, friend. Everything peaceful enough?
There you are, friend. Everything peaceful enough?
07:20Fern Gorse, Lark Ferris, Bram Tidewater, Cole Whitlow, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
07:35Rue Callahan, Mabel Tidewater · Gus's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:36Bev Tanner, Dell Tanner · Bev's House
Dell! Just the person I wanted to see.
Dell! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:37Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Iris, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Iris, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:46Marla Finch, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:57Lark Ferris, Jonah Ferris, Cole Whitlow, Abel Callahan, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:16Bea Callahan, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Hattie! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.
Hattie! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.
08:36Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:58Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:28Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
Bea! Just the person I wanted to see.
Bea! Just the person I wanted to see.