Episode
Day 2582
Day 2582 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Bea Callahan and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy". Bea Callahan is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Hattie Whitlow is not currently speaking to Wilf Tanner. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Clock Is Two Minutes Fast takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
06:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
08:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00A seagull has stolen Wilf Tanner's sandwich near the dock. Again.
11:00Hattie Whitlow has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
12:59Toby Tanner has been early to everything for a week and rather enjoys it.
13:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
13:00The same passer-by has now walked past Truman Beaumont three times on the same route.
13:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
15:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
17:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:11Wilf Tanner and Jonah Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
19:46Whatever Abel Callahan and Lark Ferris were circling, they have landed on it.
21:26Hal Brody has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
21:59Bea Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Bea Callahan and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
22:05Linus Tidewater offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:21Iris Brody has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:36Cole Whitlow is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
What was said
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal! Just the person I wanted to see.
Opal! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Morning, Linus. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Linus. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:34Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris · Dot's House
Hello, Gil. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.
Hello, Gil. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.
07:58Milo Ferris, Gil Ferris · Dot's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:01Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Marla, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Marla, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:25Elaine Whitlow, Abel Callahan, Edie Gorse, Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Morning, Abel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Abel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
08:48Toby Tanner, Rue Callahan, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
I did the whole harbour loop and saw four people. Same four.
I did the whole harbour loop and saw four people. Same four.
09:02Marla Finch, Wilf Tanner, Elaine Whitlow, Edie Gorse, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
09:04Dot Ferris, Cole Whitlow · Seahaven General
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:45Iris Brody, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
09:48Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:53Bram Tidewater, Dell Tanner · Founders Park
Oh, hello Dell. Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
Oh, hello Dell. Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.