Episode
Day 2627
Day 2627 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Opal Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Bram Tidewater is a delighted new parent. Hattie Whitlow is a delighted new parent. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Lighthouse Lighting Approaches reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Opal Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
01:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
11:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
12:00A seagull has stolen Hattie Whitlow's sandwich near the dock. Again.
13:09Final preparations come together suspiciously well.
13:24Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris have got into the habit of each other.
15:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
17:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
17:00Orson Ferris fumbled Truman Beaumont's name and recovered it smoothly. Nobody breathed.
19:45Orson Ferris and Truman Beaumont kept their word and finished what they started.
21:17Orson Ferris has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:22Ned Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:25Rue Callahan offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:26Linus Tidewater is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:28Iris Brody has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:38Bea Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
23:21Rex Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
07:03Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:04Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.
Linus! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.
07:19Opal Ferris, Toby Tanner · Sunrise Café
Hello, Toby.
Hello, Toby.
07:20Truman Beaumont, Orson Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
07:46Elaine Whitlow, Opal Ferris, Truman Beaumont, Orson Ferris, Toby Tanner · Sunrise Café
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
07:54Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
Oh — hello, Wilf. I did not think anybody was coming this way.
Oh — hello, Wilf. I did not think anybody was coming this way.
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
10:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
11:02Rex Callahan, Sal Marino · Norma's Grocery
Sal! Just the person I wanted to see.
Sal! Just the person I wanted to see.
11:49Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
Bea, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Bea, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.