Episode
Day 2683
Day 2683 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Jonah Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Edie Gorse has come down with a bout of something going round the orchard and is being kept in for observation. Ike Tidewater was born to Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Great Seahaven Bake-Off Approaches runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Jonah Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
07:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
07:30Linus Tidewater and Bea Callahan have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
09:43Cole Whitlow is not brilliant at sketching the shoreline, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
10:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
13:43Town hall announces the Great Seahaven Bake-Off. Committees form instantly.
14:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
15:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Orson Ferris has been elected to deal with it.
16:00Business is slow enough that Iris Brody has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
17:00Edie Gorse has come down with a bout of something going round the orchard and is being kept in for observation.
18:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:16One small Seahaven question is settled, and Lark Ferris is already eyeing another.
19:48Linus Tidewater and Bev Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:01Wilf Tanner is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:10Orson Ferris is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:12Abel Callahan is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:13Opal Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal. Good. You will want to hear what I have found out.
Opal. Good. You will want to hear what I have found out.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
07:18Elaine Whitlow, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Cole, careful of the new shoots. They are feeling ambitious.
Cole, careful of the new shoots. They are feeling ambitious.
07:20Iris Brody, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Jonah! Dad says you are allowed.
Jonah! Dad says you are allowed.
07:34Toby Tanner, Dell Tanner · Bev's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:29Elaine Whitlow, Ned Ferris, Rue Callahan, Orson Ferris, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.★
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.★
08:46Marla Finch, Mabel Tidewater, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
09:05Abel Callahan, Ewan Callahan · The Salty Gull
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
09:15Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Iris. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Iris. I'll bring that right over.
09:19Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:22Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie! Not a cloud in the sky.
Hattie! Not a cloud in the sky.