Episode
Day 2698
Day 2698 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Fern Gorse has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Toby Tanner. Ike Tidewater was born to Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Founders Day Festival Approaches reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Fern Gorse has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
04:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:51Lark Ferris has an answer, of a sort, and has decided it will do.
08:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
10:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Marla Finch has been elected to deal with it.
11:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
12:27Final preparations come together suspiciously well.
14:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
15:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
17:00Rex Callahan is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
18:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
18:56Marla Finch and Edie Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
19:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
21:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
22:10Rex Callahan is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:13Orson Ferris is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:22Cole Whitlow has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:29Ned Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
Morning, Rue. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Rue. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:05Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
Well if it isn't Wilf. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Wilf. How's the day treating you?
07:23Fern Gorse, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Jonah! The bay is practically showing off today.
Jonah! The bay is practically showing off today.
07:24Elaine Whitlow, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:25Lark Ferris, Abel Callahan, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:44Fern Gorse, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Edie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Edie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:52Bea Callahan, Elaine Whitlow, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:14Bev Tanner, Edie Gorse, Fern Gorse, Marla Finch, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Edie. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Edie. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
08:45Elaine Whitlow, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:45Truman Beaumont, Orson Ferris, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Orson. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Orson. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.