Episode
Day 2700
Day 2700 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Elaine Whitlow and Rex Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox. Elaine Whitlow is not currently speaking to Rex Callahan. Rex Callahan is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Clock Is Two Minutes Fast runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
09:10Iris Brody has kept at keeping a notebook about the pond long enough that the town expects it now.
09:15Whatever Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow were circling, they have landed on it.
10:00Wilf Tanner has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
12:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
12:44The clock tower is running two minutes fast, and the town is split on caring.
13:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
13:59Cole Whitlow has stopped wondering about it, which is not quite the same as knowing.
15:23Jonah Ferris and Dot Ferris have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
17:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
19:03Fern Gorse and Opal Ferris no longer need a reason to call round.
19:26Elaine Whitlow has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
19:37Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Bev Tanner onto the water. Bev Tanner has not noticed.
19:45Bea Callahan and Truman Beaumont kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00Commotion at The Anchor! Elaine Whitlow and Rex Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
20:00Sheriff Brody has invited Rex Callahan to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
20:21Marla Finch has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
21:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
21:11Kip Doyle has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
21:14Rue Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
22:11Hattie Whitlow has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:42Fern Gorse has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Morning, Marla. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Marla. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:35Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
Good, a real person. Come in.
Good, a real person. Come in.
08:00Fern Gorse, Toby Tanner, Rue Callahan, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
08:02Truman Beaumont, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:45Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:45Truman Beaumont, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:50Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Milo! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
Milo! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
08:50Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie. I was not doing anything.
Hattie. I was not doing anything.
09:08Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Seahaven General
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
09:11Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.