Episode
Day 2710
Day 2710 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain. Theories multiply at the café. Milo Ferris starts a suspect list. The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Anonymous Good Deed reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
08:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
09:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
10:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
13:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
13:11Theories multiply at the café. Milo Ferris starts a suspect list.
15:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
17:34Abel Callahan has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
18:52Kip Doyle and Marla Finch kept their word and finished what they started.
22:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
22:01Ned Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:13Orson Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:14Jonah Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:15Mabel Tidewater is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:17Toby Tanner has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:17Rue Callahan has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:37Iris Brody is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:20Iris Brody, Ewan Callahan, Elaine Whitlow, Lark Ferris, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
07:28Marla Finch, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:33Bram Tidewater, Ike Tidewater · Gus's House
Ike! The rain has polished Main Street nicely.
Ike! The rain has polished Main Street nicely.
07:34Milo Ferris, Gil Ferris · Dot's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:33Marla Finch, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hello, Ned.
Hello, Ned.
08:55Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:00Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:08Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
09:23Iris Brody, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Marla. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Marla. I'll bring that right over.
09:24Toby Tanner, Rue Callahan, Dell Tanner, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.