Episode
Day 2722
Day 2722 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Iris Brody is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Bram Tidewater is not currently speaking to Opal Ferris. Bram Tidewater is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. What Our Song Actually Is reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
06:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
07:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:01Dot Ferris has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down.
08:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
10:38Four versions are performed. All four are moving. None of them match.
11:00Gil Ferris has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
12:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
13:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
14:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Dot Ferris appears to be enjoying it.
15:00Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris no longer need a reason to call round.
16:00Iris Brody is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
17:00The tide is out further than usual. Ike Tidewater has gone to look at what it left behind.
18:04Hattie Whitlow has finished a small improvement at Founders Park, and people noticed.
18:53Abel Callahan and Milo Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
19:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
20:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
21:47Mabel Tidewater has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
21:59Linus Tidewater is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:02Opal Ferris is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:12Abel Callahan has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
22:18Lark Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:20Hattie Whitlow has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:23The Anchor's piano is being played by Ewan Callahan, who cannot play piano.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Opal Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Bram Tidewater to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:21Marla Finch, Orson Ferris, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
07:26Jonah Ferris, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Linus, isn't it? How are things your end?
Linus, isn't it? How are things your end?
08:00Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
08:07Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:07Lark Ferris, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Linus! Just the person I wanted to see.
Linus! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:12Bram Tidewater, Ike Tidewater · Gus's House
Ike, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Ike, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:43Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
08:50Marla Finch, Dot Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:57Elaine Whitlow, Lark Ferris, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:05Toby Tanner, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Well if it isn't Wilf. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Wilf. How's the day treating you?
09:15Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie! Just the person I wanted to see.
Hattie! Just the person I wanted to see.