Episode
Day 2759
Day 2759 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Milo Ferris has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Kip Doyle and Dot Ferris no longer need a reason to call round. Wilf Tanner is in Seahaven General after they slipped on the wet planks down at the dock. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Milo Ferris has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
06:57Kip Doyle and Dot Ferris no longer need a reason to call round.
07:43Whatever Elaine Whitlow and Marla Finch were circling, they have landed on it.
08:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
08:43Milo Ferris and Toby Tanner have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
08:43Toby Tanner and Milo Ferris have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
09:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
09:27Bram Tidewater is not brilliant at practising stories worth telling, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
10:00Bram Tidewater has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
11:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Edie Gorse has been elected to deal with it.
12:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
12:31The crate of doorknobs finds a home behind the town hall, where it will stay for years.
12:31Sal Marino and Lark Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
12:31And so concludes: The Crate Of Doorknobs Delivery. The town will live with how it ended.
13:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
13:28Opal Ferris and Fern Gorse have quietly become the sort of friends who notice things.
14:00Mabel Tidewater has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
16:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
17:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
18:06Hattie Whitlow has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
19:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
19:42Edie Gorse and Dell Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
22:01Lark Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:06Dell Tanner has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:08Mabel Tidewater is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:15Abel Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:15Linus Tidewater has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:24Ned Ferris is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
23:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:16Milo Ferris, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Marla, careful of the new shoots. They are feeling ambitious.
Marla, careful of the new shoots. They are feeling ambitious.
07:26Abel Callahan, Ned Ferris, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Ned! Sit anywhere. I shall pretend I saw you queue.
Ned! Sit anywhere. I shall pretend I saw you queue.
07:42Milo Ferris, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Hello, Linus.
Hello, Linus.
08:05Milo Ferris, Linus Tidewater, Dot Ferris, Toby Tanner, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:15Bev Tanner, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:23Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:28Bram Tidewater, Ike Tidewater · Gus's House
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:40Kip Doyle, Opal Ferris · The Bakery
Good to see you, Opal. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Opal. I'll bring that right over.
08:45Dot Ferris, Linus Tidewater, Toby Tanner, Jonah Ferris, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★