Episode
Day 2766
Day 2766 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Edie Gorse has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before. Two notices have appeared on the same board, on the same subject, disagreeing. Edie Gorse has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Battle of the Noticeboard runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
11:00Edie Gorse has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
13:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
13:16Two notices have appeared on the same board, on the same subject, disagreeing.
14:00Edie Gorse has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down.
16:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
17:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00Business is slow enough that Bev Tanner has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
19:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
20:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
21:28Toby Tanner and Wilf Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
21:56Linus Tidewater offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:01Edie Gorse is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:14Cole Whitlow has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:21Milo Ferris is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:25Bea Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
07:05Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
07:17Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Well if it isn't Toby. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Toby. How's the day treating you?
07:20Rue Callahan, Bram Tidewater, Wilf Tanner, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
07:27Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:34Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris · Dot's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:55Milo Ferris, Gil Ferris · Dot's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:28Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Mabel! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
Mabel! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
08:47Orson Ferris, Rue Callahan · Seahaven Mutual
Have I ever told you — and stop me if I have — about the thing?
Have I ever told you — and stop me if I have — about the thing?
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:53Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Milo, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Milo, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
08:57Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
Good, a real person. Come in.
Good, a real person. Come in.