Episode
Day 2817
Day 2817 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Dot Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Iris Brody is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Ned Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Dot Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
02:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
10:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
11:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Hattie Whitlow has been elected to deal with it.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
13:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
13:12A photograph is taken at last. Four people look the wrong way and it is perfect.
13:12Truman Beaumont and Marla Finch kept their word and finished what they started.
13:12And so concludes: Everybody, Slightly Left. The town will live with how it ended.
14:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
15:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
16:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
19:11Dot Ferris and Edie Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
22:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
22:05Cole Whitlow is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:13Bram Tidewater has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:14Ned Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:21Ewan Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:22Linus Tidewater is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Ned Ferris and Iris Brody came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Ned Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
07:03Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Well if it isn't Opal. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Opal. How's the day treating you?
07:15Kip Doyle, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Dell, isn't it? How are things your end?
Dell, isn't it? How are things your end?
07:16Lark Ferris, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:19Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Well if it isn't Toby. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Toby. How's the day treating you?
07:21Bram Tidewater, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:26Bea Callahan, Marla Finch, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:34Rue Callahan, Ike Tidewater · Gus's House
Right. What is everybody being strange about today.
Right. What is everybody being strange about today.
07:57Toby Tanner, Dell Tanner, Lark Ferris, Bram Tidewater, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
08:02Edie Gorse, Linus Tidewater, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
This has unexpectedly become a gathering.
This has unexpectedly become a gathering.
08:50Bev Tanner, Bea Callahan, Marla Finch, Elaine Whitlow, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Bea, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.★
Bea, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.★