Episode
Day 2855
Day 2855 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it. Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Ned Ferris onto the water. Ned Ferris has not noticed. Alma Callahan was born to Bea Callahan and Linus Tidewater. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
03:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
05:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
06:48Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Ned Ferris onto the water. Ned Ferris has not noticed.
07:00The tide is out further than usual. Dot Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
08:02Abel Callahan has an answer, of a sort, and has decided it will do.
09:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00Marla Finch has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
11:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
12:45Kip Doyle claims to have found a faster way across town.
15:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
16:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
17:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
18:47Fern Gorse and Sal Marino kept their word and finished what they started.
22:04Linus Tidewater is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:09The Anchor's piano is being played by Lark Ferris, who cannot play piano.
22:10Edie Gorse is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:17Hattie Whitlow is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:18Gil Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:36Iris Brody has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
What was said
00:04Lark Ferris, Milo Ferris
I could explain the whole town to you, but we would need another round.
I could explain the whole town to you, but we would need another round.
06:54Kip Doyle, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Hello, Marla. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
Hello, Marla. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
07:03Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:05Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal. Good. You will want to hear what I have found out.
Opal. Good. You will want to hear what I have found out.
07:05Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · June's House
Morning, Gil. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Gil. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:25Lark Ferris, Jonah Ferris, Abel Callahan, Iris Brody, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Morning, Jonah. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Jonah. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
07:33Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
There you are, Perry. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Perry. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:54Marla Finch, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Linus. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Linus. How's the day treating you?
08:24Hal Brody, Ewan Callahan, Linus Tidewater, Cole Whitlow, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:25Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:31Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.