Episode
Day 2861
Day 2861 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Hal Brody has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down. Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town. Alma Callahan was born to Bea Callahan and Linus Tidewater. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Clock Is Two Minutes Fast reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
03:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
07:31Hal Brody has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down.
08:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
11:30Hattie Whitlow points out the whole town is now two minutes ahead of nothing at all.
13:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
14:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
15:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
16:32Truman Beaumont and Hattie Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00A seagull has stolen Abel Callahan's sandwich near the dock. Again.
18:49Marla Finch and Elaine Whitlow have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
18:51Whatever Gil Ferris and Lark Ferris were circling, they have landed on it.
19:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
19:37Hal Brody is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
19:39Dot Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
19:42Rex Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
19:43Toby Tanner is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
19:48Rue Callahan is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
20:08The Anchor's piano is being played by Gil Ferris, who cannot play piano.
20:35Ewan Callahan is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
21:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
21:09Ned Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
What was said
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Well if it isn't Iris. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Iris. How's the day treating you?
07:17Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:19Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:49Edie Gorse, Ewan Callahan, Bea Callahan, Hattie Whitlow, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Ewan. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.★
Ewan. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.★
07:49Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Ned! Clouds rolling in off the bay.★
Ned! Clouds rolling in off the bay.★
08:45Bev Tanner, Bram Tidewater, Jonah Ferris, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:46Truman Beaumont, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
08:47Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Milo. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Milo. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:49Dot Ferris, Linus Tidewater, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Linus, you look well enough to be useful.
Linus, you look well enough to be useful.
08:49Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
Perry, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Perry, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:50Toby Tanner, Rue Callahan · Seahaven Mutual
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.