Episode
Day 2916
Day 2916 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Alma Callahan is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Abel Callahan is not currently speaking to Wilf Tanner. Wren Gorse was born to Edie Gorse and Ewan Callahan. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Dog Nobody Owns runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00The fog has lifted. The town looks slightly surprised to still be here.
08:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
09:00The tide is out further than usual. Orson Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
10:21Hal Brody has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
11:00The morning mail has arrived. Toby Tanner received a mysterious postcard.
11:51A dog has arrived in Seahaven Springs and has no apparent opinion about leaving.
12:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
13:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
13:24Ewan Callahan has kept at keeping a notebook about the pond long enough that the town expects it now.
14:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Ike Tidewater has been elected to deal with it.
15:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
16:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Wilf Tanner appears to be enjoying it.
17:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
18:00Alma Callahan is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
19:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
19:20Truman Beaumont and Milo Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:08Rue Callahan has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:15Ewan Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:17Wilf Tanner is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:37The Anchor's piano is being played by Rex Callahan, who cannot play piano.
What was said
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Ned, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Ned, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus! Just the person I wanted to see.
Linus! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:16Kip Doyle, Iris Brody, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:18Marla Finch, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Milo! Just the person I wanted to see.
Milo! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:24Wilf Tanner, Mabel Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:28Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · June's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:33Bea Callahan, Alma Callahan · Norma's House
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:36Rue Callahan, Ike Tidewater · Gus's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:10Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:35Marla Finch, Bram Tidewater, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
08:50Toby Tanner, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Dell. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Dell. You are out before the town has finished yawning.