Episode
Day 3018
Day 3018 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions. The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it. She looked directly at something over Truman Beaumont's shoulder and lost her place entirely. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Clock Is Two Minutes Fast reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
02:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
07:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
10:00She looked directly at something over Truman Beaumont's shoulder and lost her place entirely.
12:12Orson Ferris points out the whole town is now two minutes ahead of nothing at all.
13:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
14:22Truman Beaumont and Orson Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
16:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
17:00She started to tell Truman Beaumont something and then talked about the weather instead. Control has noted it.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00Word has gone round the kitchens: Truman Beaumont is to be given his favourite, and no bill.
19:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:50Hattie Whitlow has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
22:06Wilf Tanner has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:07Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Ike Tidewater onto the water. Ike Tidewater has not noticed.
22:12Ned Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:12Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Dell Tanner onto the water. Dell Tanner has not noticed.
22:15Cole Whitlow is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:19Lark Ferris has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
22:19Bea Callahan has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
What was said
07:02Hal Brody, Kip Doyle · Sunrise Café
Kip, isn't it? How are things your end?
Kip, isn't it? How are things your end?
07:03Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Dell, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Dell, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal! At least the flowerbeds look pleased.
Opal! At least the flowerbeds look pleased.
07:04Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
Well if it isn't Perry. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Perry. How's the day treating you?
07:17Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
There you are. How is it going, really?
There you are. How is it going, really?
07:17Lark Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris! The rain has polished Main Street nicely.
Iris! The rain has polished Main Street nicely.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Marla! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
Marla! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
07:49Linus Tidewater, Wilf Tanner, Ned Ferris, Gil Ferris, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:06Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:36Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
I was wondering when you would appear, Iris.
I was wondering when you would appear, Iris.
08:50Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Hattie, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
09:04Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Opal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Opal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.