Episode
Day 3029
Day 3029 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly. Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town. The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Book Nobody Finished takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
08:04Ewan Callahan has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
09:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
10:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
11:00The queue at the bakery has reached the door. Nobody minds; it is that kind of queue.
11:18Nobody has read past chapter four, including Sal Marino, who chose it.
12:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
14:13Orson Ferris has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
15:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
16:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
16:52Wilf Tanner and Mabel Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The tide is out further than usual. Perry Gorse has gone to look at what it left behind.
18:56Abel Callahan and Lark Ferris have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
19:02Bea Callahan and Linus Tidewater have got into the habit of each other.
19:23Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Rex Callahan onto the water. Rex Callahan has not noticed.
19:32Jonah Ferris is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
19:43Marla Finch is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
19:54Dot Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
20:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
20:08Perry Gorse has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
20:10Truman Beaumont is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
21:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
21:58Edie Gorse has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:56Ned Ferris is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:03Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Ned, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Ned, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:03Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Dell! Might turn to rain later.
Dell! Might turn to rain later.
07:17Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
07:19Fern Gorse, Milo Ferris, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
07:25Abel Callahan, Ewan Callahan, Linus Tidewater, Truman Beaumont, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
08:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal! Just the person I wanted to see.
Opal! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:25Hal Brody, Abel Callahan, Cole Whitlow, Ewan Callahan, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:57Toby Tanner, Truman Beaumont, Wilf Tanner, Rue Callahan, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
I did the whole harbour loop and saw four people. Same four.
I did the whole harbour loop and saw four people. Same four.
09:10Bev Tanner, Elaine Whitlow, Dot Ferris, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Elaine. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Elaine. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:12Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
Good to see you, Ike. Everything behaving itself?
Good to see you, Ike. Everything behaving itself?