Episode
Day 3072
Day 3072 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Bea Callahan and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox. Jonah Ferris is not currently speaking to Opal Ferris. Bea Callahan is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Great Seahaven Bake-Off Approaches runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:25Wilf Tanner is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:25Orson Ferris and Toby Tanner have got into the habit of each other.
09:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
09:00Something glinted in the hedge at eye height, tracking Truman Beaumont as he passed.
09:00Word has gone round the kitchens: Truman Beaumont is to be given his favourite, and no bill.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
11:17Town hall announces the Great Seahaven Bake-Off. Committees form instantly.
12:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
13:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Cole Whitlow appears to be enjoying it.
17:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
19:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
20:15Perry Gorse and Bev Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
21:19Hal Brody has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
22:10Perry Gorse has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:11Orson Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:12Bea Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:14Mabel Tidewater has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Bea Callahan and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
What was said
00:05Jonah Ferris
If anyone asks, this was a very sensible conversation.
If anyone asks, this was a very sensible conversation.
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
07:04Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:18Iris Brody, Cole Whitlow, Lark Ferris, Ewan Callahan, Toby Tanner · Sunrise Café
Morning, Cole. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Cole. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:22Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:25Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
Oh. Hello, Rue.
Oh. Hello, Rue.
07:35Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:39Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal. Good. You will want to hear what I have found out.
Opal. Good. You will want to hear what I have found out.
07:53Orson Ferris, Toby Tanner, Cole Whitlow, Iris Brody, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:01Bea Callahan, Alma Callahan · Norma's House
Well if it isn't Alma. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Alma. How's the day treating you?
08:40Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Iris. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.
Iris. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.
08:48Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?