Episode
Day 3083
Day 3083 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried. Linus Tidewater has got good enough at keeping a notebook about the pond to be quietly smug about it. Ned Ferris is not currently speaking to Perry Gorse. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Crab Roll Question reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
07:25Linus Tidewater has got good enough at keeping a notebook about the pond to be quietly smug about it.
09:51Orson Ferris is not brilliant at sketching the shoreline, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
10:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Rex Callahan has been elected to deal with it.
10:00She apologised to Truman Beaumont for something he has no memory of, and could not explain what she meant.
11:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
11:00Somebody has been asked to need Truman Beaumont's help with something small and absorbing.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
12:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
13:03A blind tasting is arranged at the café. It settles nothing whatsoever.
14:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
15:00She used a word she should not know. Control has cut to the harbour for a moment.
16:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
17:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
17:12Truman Beaumont and Gil Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
19:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:01The Anchor's piano is being played by Ike Tidewater, who cannot play piano.
22:06Hattie Whitlow has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:09Jonah Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:18The Anchor's piano is being played by Bram Tidewater, who cannot play piano.
22:24The Anchor's piano is being played by Edie Gorse, who cannot play piano.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
There you are, Opal. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Opal. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Ned! Not a cloud in the sky.
Ned! Not a cloud in the sky.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:06Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:17Toby Tanner, Milo Ferris, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:49Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Oh. Hello, Hattie.
Oh. Hello, Hattie.
08:54Rue Callahan, Orson Ferris, Wilf Tanner, Truman Beaumont · Seahaven Mutual
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
09:28Hattie Whitlow, Wren Gorse · Founders Park
Good to see you, Wren. Everything behaving itself?
Good to see you, Wren. Everything behaving itself?
09:28Orson Ferris, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Hello, Toby. I have flour on me and it is not my fault.
Hello, Toby. I have flour on me and it is not my fault.