Episode
Day 3120
Day 3120 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Dell Tanner and Iris Brody came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy". Iris Brody is not currently speaking to Dell Tanner. Bea Callahan is not currently speaking to Hattie Whitlow. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Everybody, Slightly Left takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
09:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
10:00The tide is out further than usual. Sal Marino has gone to look at what it left behind.
10:44Truman Beaumont organises the rows. Somebody is missing whenever the rows are ready.
13:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Linus Tidewater appears to be enjoying it.
15:00Edie Gorse has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
16:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
17:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
18:31Linus Tidewater has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
19:31Rue Callahan has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
19:33Wilf Tanner is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
19:46Ned Ferris has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
19:56Cole Whitlow and Edie Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
20:56Iris Brody has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:00Elaine Whitlow has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Dell Tanner and Iris Brody came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
22:02Bram Tidewater is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:09Toby Tanner has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:49Edie Gorse has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
What was said
00:02Iris Brody, Bea Callahan · Sheriff's Office
Bea! Bea, listen. Listen. You're a good egg, you are.
Bea! Bea, listen. Listen. You're a good egg, you are.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Well if it isn't Opal. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Opal. How's the day treating you?
07:05Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:20Milo Ferris, Orson Ferris, Ned Ferris, Marla Finch, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
07:21Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Toby, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Toby, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:35Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Well if it isn't Wren. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Wren. How's the day treating you?
08:05Linus Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Norma's House
Alma! The bay is practically showing off today.
Alma! The bay is practically showing off today.
08:22Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
Iris! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
08:49Truman Beaumont, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Dell! Just the person I wanted to see.
Dell! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:50Elaine Whitlow, Bram Tidewater, Ned Ferris, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
08:53Toby Tanner, Perry Gorse, Rue Callahan · Seahaven Mutual
This has unexpectedly become a gathering.
This has unexpectedly become a gathering.