Episode
Day 3151
Day 3151 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword. Jonah Ferris is not currently speaking to Hattie Whitlow. Hattie Whitlow is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
05:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
08:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
09:00Ewan Callahan has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
09:15Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow no longer need a reason to call round.
10:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
12:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
12:33The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword.
12:33Hal Brody and Opal Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
12:33And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended.
13:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
15:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Abel Callahan has been elected to deal with it.
16:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
17:00The tide is out further than usual. Gil Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
18:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
20:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
21:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
22:02Linus Tidewater has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:02Wilf Tanner offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:04Jonah Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:08Bea Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:16Abel Callahan is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Hattie Whitlow and Jonah Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Hattie Whitlow to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:05Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:06Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
Oh. Hello, Rue.
Oh. Hello, Rue.
07:18Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Toby. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Toby. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:22Edie Gorse, Ewan Callahan, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good, a real person. Come in.
Good, a real person. Come in.
07:27Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:48Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:50Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · June's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:51Fern Gorse, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Edie. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Edie. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:45Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Iris, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:46Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse, Orson Ferris · Seahaven Mutual
Perry! A good hour to run into you.
Perry! A good hour to run into you.