Episode
Day 3158
Day 3158 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Orson Ferris and Ewan Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy". Ewan Callahan is not currently speaking to Orson Ferris. Orson Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Wager on the Weather reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Rex Callahan has decided to let bygones be bygones.
00:00Edie Gorse has decided to let bygones be bygones.
01:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
03:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
07:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
08:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
10:03Perry Gorse has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
11:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
12:49The weather does something nobody predicted, which is somehow typical of this place.
14:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
15:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
15:24Truman Beaumont and Toby Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
16:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Iris Brody has been elected to deal with it.
17:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
22:02Bram Tidewater has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:04Linus Tidewater has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:06Gil Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:07Orson Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:08Edie Gorse has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:15Ewan Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:17Ned Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Orson Ferris and Ewan Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Orson Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:18Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:20Lark Ferris, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:33Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
Wren. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
08:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
08:06Bea Callahan, Rue Callahan · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:24Marla Finch, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
There you are, Fern. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Fern. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:38Elaine Whitlow, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:46Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Milo, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Milo, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
08:47Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.