Episode
Day 3171
Day 3171 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Milo Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Ewan Callahan is not currently speaking to Perry Gorse. Bram Tidewater is in Seahaven General after they slipped on the wet planks down at the dock. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Milo Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00Ewan Callahan has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
08:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
10:00Abel Callahan has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
10:28Bram Tidewater has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down.
12:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
13:00A seagull has stolen Hattie Whitlow's sandwich near the dock. Again.
14:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
15:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
15:00Bram Tidewater slipped on the wet planks down at the dock and is spending a few days in Seahaven General.
16:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
17:00Sunday supper is drawing the town toward The Salty Gull.
17:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
18:00Hal Brody reached Truman Beaumont first and called the fallen lamp a bit of aircraft. Truman Beaumont accepted this.
19:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
19:43Mabel Tidewater and Dell Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
What was said
09:04Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
09:04Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Iris! Forgot my umbrella again.
Iris! Forgot my umbrella again.
09:14Mabel Tidewater, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Morning, Dell. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Dell. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:21Hattie Whitlow, Gil Ferris, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
09:49Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · Kip's House
Ned! Good weather for ducks.
Ned! Good weather for ducks.
10:04Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Gus's House
Well if it isn't Hattie. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Hattie. How's the day treating you?
10:06Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal! At least the flowerbeds look pleased.
Opal! At least the flowerbeds look pleased.
10:07Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
10:17Ned Ferris, Gil Ferris · Kip's House
Morning, Gil. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Gil. Everything feels possible at this hour.
10:51Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
Well if it isn't Ike. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Ike. How's the day treating you?
11:11Bev Tanner, Wilf Tanner · Bev's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
12:35Linus Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Norma's House
Alma! Just the person I wanted to see.
Alma! Just the person I wanted to see.