Episode
Day 3197
Day 3197 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Toby Tanner has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Alma Callahan is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Toby Tanner is not currently speaking to Gil Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Toby Tanner has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
09:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
10:00Kip Doyle has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
11:26There were not enough plates at Ned Ferris's, and nobody minded.
12:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Elaine Whitlow has been elected to deal with it.
13:35The route is tested by several residents at once, which slows everybody down.
14:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
15:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00Alma Callahan is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
18:34Whatever Marla Finch and Elaine Whitlow were circling, they have landed on it.
18:58Jonah Ferris and Cole Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
19:25Truman Beaumont has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
19:47Perry Gorse is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
20:18Bev Tanner has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
20:46Rex Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
21:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:05Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Kip Doyle onto the water. Kip Doyle has not noticed.
21:15Bea Callahan and Alma Callahan have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
21:15Alma Callahan and Bea Callahan have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:16Milo Ferris offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
07:02Bram Tidewater, Rue Callahan · Gus's House
Oh. Hello, Rue.
Oh. Hello, Rue.
07:04Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · June's House
Morning, Gil. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Gil. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:08Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:16Hal Brody, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Lark. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Lark. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:16Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:17Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Toby! Good thinking weather, this.
Toby! Good thinking weather, this.
07:20Fern Gorse, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:52Bev Tanner, Bea Callahan, Jonah Ferris, Milo Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Bea. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Bea. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
07:58Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal. Good. You will want to hear what I have found out.
Opal. Good. You will want to hear what I have found out.
08:00Edie Gorse, Wilf Tanner, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:30Bev Tanner, Milo Ferris, Bea Callahan, Lark Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
One at a time. The fountain does not need a second argument.★
One at a time. The fountain does not need a second argument.★