Episode
Day 3202
Day 3202 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Toby Tanner has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. The tide is out further than usual. Alma Callahan has gone to look at what it left behind. Kip Doyle and Dot Ferris have stopped leaving their friendship to chance. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Whose Ladder Is This reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Toby Tanner has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
06:00The tide is out further than usual. Alma Callahan has gone to look at what it left behind.
06:58Kip Doyle and Dot Ferris have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
07:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
08:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
08:36One small Seahaven question is settled, and Linus Tidewater is already eyeing another.
11:00Three separate neighbours greeted Truman Beaumont with the identical sentence this morning.
11:31The ladder is traced through four households, none of whom own it.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
12:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
13:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
14:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Fern Gorse has been elected to deal with it.
15:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
15:24Truman Beaumont and Kip Doyle kept their word and finished what they started.
16:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
17:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:20Lark Ferris has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down.
19:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
20:45Jonah Ferris and Toby Tanner have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
20:45Toby Tanner and Jonah Ferris have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
22:02Wilf Tanner is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:02Perry Gorse has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:10Iris Brody has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:11Opal Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:18Bram Tidewater has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:24Ike Tidewater has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:39Fern Gorse has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:03Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
Good, a real person. Come in.
Good, a real person. Come in.
07:03Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Alma, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Opal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:20Orson Ferris, Rue Callahan, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
07:35Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:56Bev Tanner, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
I hear you have been practising. So have I, obviously.
I hear you have been practising. So have I, obviously.
08:16Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
08:24Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Ned! Just the person I wanted to see.
Ned! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:52Lark Ferris, Dell Tanner, Gil Ferris, Elaine Whitlow, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Hello, Dell. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.★
Hello, Dell. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.★