Episode
Day 3240
Day 3240 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Gil Ferris has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation. Rex Callahan is not currently speaking to Hattie Whitlow. Gil Ferris is being kept in overnight with a mystery rash nobody can identify. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Case of the Missing Town Hall Stapler runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
08:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:32Kip Doyle's small gathering has come together, with just enough chairs and no speeches.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:10Elaine Whitlow and Marla Finch have quietly become the sort of friends who notice things.
11:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
12:00The tide is out further than usual. Sal Marino has gone to look at what it left behind.
13:30The town hall stapler is discovered missing. Cole Whitlow is baffled.
15:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
16:45Hal Brody is not brilliant at practising stories worth telling, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
17:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
19:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
19:00Gil Ferris has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation.
19:19Opal Ferris and Alma Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
21:46Hal Brody has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:12Ike Tidewater has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:15Jonah Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:15Ned Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:18Ewan Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:26Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:07Lark Ferris, Alma Callahan, Wilf Tanner, Abel Callahan, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Alma. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:18Jonah Ferris, Dell Tanner, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Dell. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Dell. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:46Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Ned! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
Ned! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Iris, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
08:47Orson Ferris, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:53Linus Tidewater, Gil Ferris, Dot Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Gil! Come here, I have been saving something for you.
Gil! Come here, I have been saving something for you.
09:08Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
09:12Elaine Whitlow, Jonah Ferris, Truman Beaumont, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Morning, Jonah. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Jonah. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:32Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow, Wren Gorse · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★