Episode
Day 3247
Day 3247 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Rex Callahan has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Rex Callahan is not currently speaking to Opal Ferris. Cole Whitlow is being kept in overnight with a bout of something going round the orchard. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Rex Callahan has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
01:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
07:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
07:37Iris Brody and Marla Finch have got into the habit of each other.
09:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
09:53Ned Ferris and Kip Doyle have got into the habit of each other.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00The tide is out further than usual. Perry Gorse has gone to look at what it left behind.
11:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
11:00Cole Whitlow has come down with a bout of something going round the orchard and is being kept in for observation.
14:00Ned Ferris is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
14:09The perfect loaf enters local legend, where it will improve every year.
14:09Truman Beaumont and Iris Brody kept their word and finished what they started.
14:09And so concludes: The Loaf That Cannot Be Repeated. The town will live with how it ended.
15:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
17:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:02Hattie Whitlow has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
18:31Opal Ferris and Toby Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
19:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
20:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
21:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
22:00Ewan Callahan is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:09Abel Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:15Edie Gorse is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:39The Anchor's piano is being played by Rex Callahan, who cannot play piano.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
Perry! The sky cannot quite make up its mind.
Perry! The sky cannot quite make up its mind.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:05Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:06Rex Callahan, Abel Callahan · Promenade House
I will keep this brief, for both our sakes.
I will keep this brief, for both our sakes.
07:16Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
I was wondering when you would appear, Iris.
I was wondering when you would appear, Iris.
07:18Cole Whitlow, Toby Tanner, Bram Tidewater, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
07:21Orson Ferris, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:22Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
08:30Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont, Toby Tanner, Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:49Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
09:00Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Well if it isn't Gil. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Gil. How's the day treating you?