Episode
Day 3313
Day 3313 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Nothing has happened in Seahaven Springs for three days. The Sheriff is restless. The tide is out further than usual. Cole Whitlow has gone to look at what it left behind. Milo Ferris is not brilliant at keeping a notebook about the pond, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Quiet Week for the Sheriff runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
10:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
12:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
13:00The tide is out further than usual. Cole Whitlow has gone to look at what it left behind.
13:17Milo Ferris is not brilliant at keeping a notebook about the pond, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
14:30Nothing has happened in Seahaven Springs for three days. The Sheriff is restless.
14:30Wren Gorse and Rex Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
17:00A seagull has stolen Milo Ferris's sandwich near the dock. Again.
18:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
19:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
19:50Toby Tanner has closed the notebook on one small Seahaven mystery, satisfied for now.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
20:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
20:00A lighthouse postcard has been added to today's mail. Truman Beaumont collects them, and Control knows it.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:03Ike Tidewater has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:04Perry Gorse is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:06Cole Whitlow is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:16Orson Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:20Wilf Tanner has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:22Bea Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:24Wren Gorse has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
Wren. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Toby Tanner · Sunrise Café
Morning, Toby. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Toby. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:25Marla Finch, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Linus. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:30Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse · The Gorse House
Perry! Not a cloud in the sky.
Perry! Not a cloud in the sky.
07:48Elaine Whitlow, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:24Fern Gorse, Toby Tanner, Elaine Whitlow, Orson Ferris, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:45Marla Finch, Iris Brody, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:50Truman Beaumont, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Dell! Good to see you. I was beginning to think the day had skipped you.
Dell! Good to see you. I was beginning to think the day had skipped you.
08:54Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Hal, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
Hal, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
08:56Wilf Tanner, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?