Episode
Day 3316
Day 3316 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Wren Gorse has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Abel Callahan is not currently speaking to Gil Ferris. Abel Callahan is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Wren Gorse has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00A sea fog has come in over Seahaven Springs and shows no sign of leaving. The lighthouse can be heard but not seen.
00:00Control has sent an old friend to sit with Truman Beaumont for a while. Nothing calms him faster.
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
10:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
11:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
13:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
13:25The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword.
13:25Truman Beaumont and Hattie Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
13:25And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended.
14:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
15:00The tide is out further than usual. Orson Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
17:00Elaine Whitlow has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
18:00The same passer-by has now walked past Truman Beaumont three times on the same route.
19:53Bev Tanner and Toby Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
20:05Hattie Whitlow has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
20:49Marla Finch has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
20:51Elaine Whitlow has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
20:53Lark Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:06Bea Callahan is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
21:18Ike Tidewater has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
21:49Truman Beaumont is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
21:59Bev Tanner offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
22:36Gil Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Abel Callahan and Gil Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Abel Callahan to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
01:01Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Truman's House
Truman! Just the person I wanted to see.
Truman! Just the person I wanted to see.
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Morning, Kip. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Kip. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
07:18Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Toby. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Toby. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:48Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Milo. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Milo. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:55Abel Callahan, Ewan Callahan · The Salty Gull
Ewan! Just the person I wanted to see.
Ewan! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:57Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:17Wilf Tanner, Dell Tanner, Perry Gorse, Truman Beaumont · Seahaven Mutual
People keep telling me this place has not changed. I would not know.
People keep telling me this place has not changed. I would not know.
09:56Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
10:22Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
Morning, Ike. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Ike. Everything feels possible at this hour.
10:30Bea Callahan, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?