Episode
Day 3321
Day 3321 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Nothing has happened in Seahaven Springs for three days. The Sheriff is restless. Whatever Dot Ferris and Kip Doyle were circling, they have landed on it. The queue at the bakery has reached the door. Nobody minds; it is that kind of queue. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Quiet Week for the Sheriff runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
06:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:00Whatever Dot Ferris and Kip Doyle were circling, they have landed on it.
08:00The queue at the bakery has reached the door. Nobody minds; it is that kind of queue.
09:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
10:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
12:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
12:34Nothing has happened in Seahaven Springs for three days. The Sheriff is restless.
12:46Whatever Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris were circling, they have landed on it.
17:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
18:29Bev Tanner and Wilf Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
19:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
20:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
22:07The Anchor's piano is being played by Opal Ferris, who cannot play piano.
22:08Orson Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:13Cole Whitlow has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
Kip! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
07:03Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
You know I have never once seen that gate shut.
You know I have never once seen that gate shut.
07:16Hattie Whitlow, Toby Tanner · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:20Fern Gorse, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Hello, Cole. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
Hello, Cole. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
07:23Marla Finch, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:25Bea Callahan, Milo Ferris, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
07:52Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Toby, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
Toby, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
07:56Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:05Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Well if it isn't Wren. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Wren. How's the day treating you?
08:18Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Marla. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Marla. How's the day treating you?