Episode
Day 3330
Day 3330 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Orson Ferris has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Opal Ferris is not currently speaking to Perry Gorse. Opal Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Photograph Nobody Can Explain takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Orson Ferris has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
00:53Sal Marino has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
04:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
07:25Fern Gorse and Opal Ferris have got into the habit of each other.
09:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
09:43Mabel Tidewater has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
12:36Truman Beaumont asks around. Every answer contradicts the last one.
16:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
17:00Perry Gorse fumbled Truman Beaumont's name and recovered it smoothly. Nobody breathed.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:11Orson Ferris and Ike Tidewater have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
19:11Ike Tidewater and Orson Ferris have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
19:33Rex Callahan offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
19:43Opal Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
19:57Dell Tanner has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
20:09Wren Gorse has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
20:56Dot Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
21:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
21:01Ned Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
21:06Bev Tanner is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
21:12Cole Whitlow and Fern Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
21:37Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Abel Callahan onto the water. Abel Callahan has not noticed.
22:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
22:11Bram Tidewater has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:16Perry Gorse has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Perry Gorse and Opal Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Opal Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:03Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal! Just the person I wanted to see.
Opal! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:04Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:17Sal Marino, Orson Ferris · The Anchor Bar
Have I ever told you — and stop me if I have — about the thing?
Have I ever told you — and stop me if I have — about the thing?
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:27Lark Ferris, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:37Hattie Whitlow, Gil Ferris · The Anchor Bar
Morning, Gil. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Gil. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:45Elaine Whitlow, Iris Brody, Truman Beaumont, Marla Finch, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
07:51Kip Doyle, Sal Marino · The Bakery
Good to see you, Sal. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Sal. I'll bring that right over.
08:02Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · The Anchor Bar
Keep the glasses steady. This story requires both hands.
Keep the glasses steady. This story requires both hands.
08:19Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Dell! Are you going to the park.
Dell! Are you going to the park.