Episode
Day 3334
Day 3334 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Hal Brody has come down with a spectacular head cold and is being kept in for observation. Hal Brody is being kept in overnight with a spectacular head cold. Milo Ferris is not currently speaking to Alma Callahan. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Anonymous Good Deed reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
02:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
06:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
09:00Hal Brody has come down with a spectacular head cold and is being kept in for observation.
09:43Orson Ferris and Dell Tanner no longer need a reason to call round.
10:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
11:06Rex Callahan and Sal Marino have got into the habit of each other.
12:21Theories multiply at the café. Jonah Ferris starts a suspect list.
14:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
14:45There were not enough plates at Marla Finch's, and nobody minded.
16:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
17:00Rex Callahan has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
18:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
18:00Rain fell in a single column, precisely on Truman Beaumont, and nowhere else in Seahaven Springs.
18:00A lighthouse postcard has been added to today's mail. Truman Beaumont collects them, and Control knows it.
19:30Opal Ferris and Dot Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
21:55Alma Callahan is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
21:57Milo Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
21:57Jonah Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Alma Callahan and Milo Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg.
22:00Sheriff Brody has invited Alma Callahan to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
22:08Linus Tidewater has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:13Wilf Tanner has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:20Orson Ferris has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:25Cole Whitlow has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren! Might turn to rain later.
Wren! Might turn to rain later.
07:13Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
Oh — hello, Wilf. I did not think anybody was coming this way.
Oh — hello, Wilf. I did not think anybody was coming this way.
07:18Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · June's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:28Linus Tidewater, Cole Whitlow, Alma Callahan, Edie Gorse, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
08:20Milo Ferris, Lark Ferris · Dot's House
Lark! Perfect. I have made far too much of something again.
Lark! Perfect. I have made far too much of something again.
08:46Marla Finch, Jonah Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Jonah. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Jonah. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:51Bev Tanner, Hal Brody, Alma Callahan, Elaine Whitlow, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Hal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Hal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
08:57Orson Ferris, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Well if it isn't Toby. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Toby. How's the day treating you?
08:58Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Ned! Sunshine on every windowsill.
Ned! Sunshine on every windowsill.
09:01Bea Callahan, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
Wren! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
Wren! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
09:02Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
There you are, Opal. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Opal. I was hoping we would cross paths.